Oreo Insanity


I think someone must have slipped the product development team at Nabisco some meth.

Oreos are an amazing food product. They are, in fact, probably my favorite cookie (I’m a fan of the golden variety). But what on earth would possess the makers of the greatest sandwich cookie in the universe to go on this recent insane quest to make as many different new varieties as possible.

Okay, I kind of get the motivation for candy corn Oreos. It was Halloween, after all, and that was a novelty. But looking through amazon, one is assaulted with all sorts of Oreo insanity. Aren’t they worried about brand dilution (not to mention that some of these flavors sound even more potentially-vile than candy corn):

candycaneoreoCandy Cane Oreos

winteroreoWinter Oreos

gingerbreadoreoGingerbread Oreos

candycornoreosCandy Corn Oreos

magastuforeoMega Stuf Oreos

watermelonoreoWatermelon Oreos

coolmintoreoCool Mint Oreos

bananasplitoreoBanana Split Oreos

berrybursticecreamoreoBerry Burst Ice Cream Oreos

halloweenoreoHalloween Oreos

peanutbutteroreoPeanut Butter Oreos

tripledoubleoreoTriple Double Oreos

neopolitanoreoTriple Double Neopolitan Oreos

  1. #1 by Seth on August 17, 2016 - 8:39 am

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