This is what happens when I have some time to kill at work. I’m sure there are more out there, but these are the dorkiest ones I could find:

You are 52% white and nerdy.
How White and Nerdy Are You?

You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you.  Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you.
Which OS are You?

You are Perl. People have a hard time understanding you, but you are always able to help them with almost all of their problems.
Which Programming Language are You?

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