As quoted in the Globe’s “Red Sox Notebook” on 7/25, speaking of David Wells’ imminent return to the Red Sox following his knee surgery and unfortunate impact with a baseball on same said knee:
“…he’s kind of a freak of nature. The [expletive] can come out there and throw strikes. He gets out of bed, has a beer, whatever, he can throw strikes.”
I couldn’t have said it better myself!